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Yasmine __ Australia ___ excellent procrastinator

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placiddream:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

what the fuck happened in year 9

He got a hair cut

placiddream:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

what the fuck happened in year 9

He got a hair cut

carbonite:

i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else

perissologist:

kidswithhats:

story time!!!

so in biology, this kid kept looking at his crotch and moving his hands back and forth, and we were all wondering what he was doing and the teacher saw and told him to show her what he was doing and hE WAS FUCKING CROCHETING UNDER HIS JACKET OMG. HE HAD A BALL OF YARN ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD AND A SCARF ABOUT 3/4 OF HIS HEIGHT

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condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

toomanydreamsnotenoughtime:

Just saw this and am wondering do parents ever stop and think at all

toomanydreamsnotenoughtime:

Just saw this and am wondering do parents ever stop and think at all

isis-:

kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

why this exist i dont know but its amazing

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